You've got to be shitting me.

You're really planning to wear that?

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Let’s see: Stupid looking topknot Stupid looking sunglasses Red lipstick Statement necklace neon bag floral print skinny jeans platform shoes pigeon-toed stance She forgot the arm party and the Chanel bag. I give her an 8.

Let’s see:

  1. Stupid looking topknot
  2. Stupid looking sunglasses
  3. Red lipstick
  4. Statement necklace
  5. neon bag
  6. floral print skinny jeans
  7. platform shoes
  8. pigeon-toed stance

She forgot the arm party and the Chanel bag. I give her an 8.

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Boring blonde, boring blonde, but wait! It’s like there’s a drill sergeant barking orders that only Georgia May can hear: Shoulders back! Arch your back! Stick out your tits! Congratulations, Georgia May, for winning the GYOOTDOMI posture award. what-do-i-wear: Poppy Delevigne, Laura Bailey, and Georgia May Jagger (image: thischicksgotstyle)

Boring blonde, boring blonde, but wait! It’s like there’s a drill sergeant barking orders that only Georgia May can hear: Shoulders back! Arch your back! Stick out your tits!

Congratulations, Georgia May, for winning the GYOOTDOMI posture award.

what-do-i-wear:

Poppy Delevigne, Laura Bailey, and Georgia May Jagger (image: thischicksgotstyle)

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OK, here’s Kim-Basinger in Indiana Jones and the Aztec Blimp. I mean, seriously. I wouldn’t even put that blanket on my bed. I do like her Docs.

OK, here’s Kim-Basinger in Indiana Jones and the Aztec Blimp.

I mean, seriously. I wouldn’t even put that blanket on my bed.

I do like her Docs.

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To those who argue that a Chanel bag goes with everything, I offer this as a rebuttal: not when you’re dressed as Kim Basinger in Indiana Jones and the Navajo-Sleeved Parka.

To those who argue that a Chanel bag goes with everything, I offer this as a rebuttal: not when you’re dressed as Kim Basinger in Indiana Jones and the Navajo-Sleeved Parka.

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Unfortunately, the 1990s trend of adults wearing clothes depicting cartoon characters has cycled through the what were they thinking? phase and is now considered vintage. Instead of hopelessly dated and stupid-looking. Here’s a tip: if you must cover yourself in corporate logos, make them fashion-related, i.e., Chanel. You’ll look almost as stupid, but at least people won’t think you’re wearing a Halloween costume.

Unfortunately, the 1990s trend of adults wearing clothes depicting cartoon characters has cycled through the what were they thinking? phase and is now considered vintage. Instead of hopelessly dated and stupid-looking.

Here’s a tip: if you must cover yourself in corporate logos, make them fashion-related, i.e., Chanel. You’ll look almost as stupid, but at least people won’t think you’re wearing a Halloween costume.

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At first glance, this looks like it could be from the 80s. But the pigeon-toes give it away as a fashion blogger.

At first glance, this looks like it could be from the 80s. But the pigeon-toes give it away as a fashion blogger.